Back again with some good old fashioned nudity in the news.

Check this out - less than a year ago someone filed a complaint against some dude from the Portland area who takes part in a very peculiar practice.

Apparently he likes to be one with nature and feel the breeze on his bare skin while (and this is the hum dinger) gardening. I can think of hundreds of things to do naked that would bring about that “one with nature” feel and although gardening is very nature-like, all I can think of is dirt in places it shouldn’t be, not to mention worms, bugs, and the occasional sharp rock or prickly bush. So no thanks, I’ll pass. But if the Wild Bill Hickok wannabe wants to play in the dirt nude, that’s fine with me, just so long he has a big ass fence surrounding him…with a dome on top. Now if you’ll excuse me I need to go wash up, though the kind of dirty I’m feeling may never wipe clean.